i love cuddling
benedict cumberbatch sharing a blanket with a middle-aged man
"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."
-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins
1. Taylor meets a guy on tinder
2. He invites us to party at hotel with lacrosse team
3. We take taxi to hotel
4. We drink tequila at hotel
5. Coach does room check and we haul ass out of hotel
6. Start walking
7. Find homeless dude
8. Take joint hits from homeless dude
9. Go to Waffle House. With the homeless dude
- me: I'm gonna need you to mail me my horse mask
- dad: why?
- me: spring break